Mom is coming Mom is coming

I just heard today that Mom is coming. WOW. She has been gone for like 2 months. She is so mean. She just leaves me behind and does not even take me with her all the time. Dad and I have been bonding though and I now can even sneak on the bed with him when he is a sleep. He use to kick me off but not any more. Every time though I try to snuggle real close he kicks me off. He is so mean. Don't they know I am a snuggle dog and that is what I need to live. I do not even get the basic things to sustain my life. No one loves me. When dad plays he actually makes me go run for the ball. How come he does not just go get it for me and bring it to me. I am regal and that is what I demand. Does anyone listen... NOPE! I finally got enough time to but a blog entry in. They never let me on the computer and won't buy me my own. I have demanded many times but they never listen. Anyway Mom is coming. YEAH! but I am sure she will just mistreat me like usual. I bet she will not even let me sleep in between her and Dad. Why do they hate me so?