Mom is coming Mom is coming

I just heard today that Mom is coming. WOW. She has been gone for like 2 months. She is so mean. She just leaves me behind and does not even take me with her all the time. Dad and I have been bonding though and I now can even sneak on the bed with him when he is a sleep. He use to kick me off but not any more. Every time though I try to snuggle real close he kicks me off. He is so mean. Don't they know I am a snuggle dog and that is what I need to live. I do not even get the basic things to sustain my life. No one loves me. When dad plays he actually makes me go run for the ball. How come he does not just go get it for me and bring it to me. I am regal and that is what I demand. Does anyone listen... NOPE! I finally got enough time to but a blog entry in. They never let me on the computer and won't buy me my own. I have demanded many times but they never listen. Anyway Mom is coming. YEAH! but I am sure she will just mistreat me like usual. I bet she will not even let me sleep in between her and Dad. Why do they hate me so?

They Left Me!

Well, Mom and Dad went out of town. And did they even think of taking me along? NO! They just left me here. How typical…
Anyway, Aunt Jacqui came to stay with me for the weekeknd, and she’s pretty nice. She’s been petting me a lot, and giving me doggie treats, and taking me out in the backyard to play. The only time she yells at me is when I climb on the couch in the living room, and I just know she doesn’t really mean it – I just wait a little while until she’s busy with something else. And then I put one paw back on the couch. Then two paws. Then my chin. And pretty soon, I’m right back on the couch.
One of my only complaints is that Aunt Jacqui must keep forgetting my name, because she often calls me “dog.” Like when I jump up on her lap, she’ll say “Get off me, dog!” Or like when I lick her face to wake her in the morning, she’ll say “Go away, dog!” instead of “Thank you, Jake.”
And she speaks some strange language. Like when we’re outside, she’ll say some things that sound like “fetch the ball!” and “get the stick!” I have no idea what she’s talking about, so I just sit there and look at her. Then she’ll say something like “you’re cute, but you’re really dumb!” I don’t know what that means, but she’s petting me behing my ears when she says it, so it must be high praise indeed.
So now if I can just convince Aunt Jacqui that I’m SUPPOSED to sit on the couch, life will be perfect.

Dad's Birthday

So it was dad's birthday I am worried because he is sooooooooo old , I mean what happens if something happens to him I might be way more mistreated then he mistreats me, then again maybe I might get a better home where they don't mistreat me at all, hmmmm I think i might plan on gettting rid of the old bugger lol. So he had his birthday dinner and mom was cooking it on the grill some really good smelling steaks and can you believe it she wouldn't let me have it OMG I am so mistreated, then when she was cooking it I was licking up the sweet smelling grease dripping from the barbecue grill , and she yelled at me
GAH. then ontop of everything else when mom and dad went to eat what the heck did they do, THEY PUT ME IN MY KENNEL WITH THE DOOR LOCKED OMG, I am like so tortured. then they at least gave me the scraps but I would have wayyyyyyyyyyyyy liked the steaks way way more but what ya gonna do when your mistreated like me. Oh ya a new person came over today i almost forgot about that it was my grandad, first time i ever meet him I was like sooo omg happy to meet him I was like jumping up all the way up to his face ( BTW that takes a little effort on my part) and giving him kisses he liked that but he didn't seem to like me jumping on him though why I just can't figure that out and oh ya I was peeing again while doing that, I mean it's not like I can help myself when I meet new people I am like so happy I just peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, and did I get attention like I should have from all these people NO sigh, I mean if you saw me wouldn't you give me attention like undivided attention I know when I see myself in the mirror I just can't look away I am so REGALE OMG. so dad's birthday is coming to an end now they still aren't giving me the attention I deserve (what am i going to do :( ). I think I am gonna plot against them tonite when they sleep I just hop on the bed and stare at mom and dad plotting what i should do with them. They don't know so don't tell them puhlease, who knows if they start being nicer to me maybe I'll stop doing that hopefully they will stop MISTREATING ME.

Mom is back

Mom came back... WOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!! So she comes home and I of course pee because I am so excited. I jumped up so I could see her eye to eye and yeap... you guessed it, she actually was mean enough to push me down and say no. I was just trying to say hi and be at her level.

Then I heard someone at the back door. WOW did I bark. It ended up being my Aunt Jacqui. Well I of course greeted her in my usual way. Yeap, I peed. She did not seem to like that either. What is with these people? I roll over and pee and they say "NO" like I did something wrong. Well Mom quickly came by and took me outside. I jumped and jumped and she laughed so that is good.

She sat down and I hoped on her lap. Would you believe she actually pushed me off? She is so mean. She then let me run around some and I found a wood piece under the deck so I started chewing on it. Mom quickly chased me all over the yard to get that wood piece. That was so much fun. She eventually got it from me and threw it away. I am not sure why she did that. She then threw a ball but I was not interested in playing with her anymore. I wantd my wood. :(

Well the next day or two went well. Every time Aunt Jacqui pet me I peed. They kept cleaning it up and spraying some cleaner down. I thought they would like my sent around the house some. Ugh, what does it take to please these people! I slept on the Bed with Mom later, but of course once Dad came to bed he kicked me off. They are so mean. I had to go sleep with Aunt Jacqui. I snuggled all night with her. The next day I got to sleep in bed with Mom. She would not let me chew my squeak toy on the bed for some reason. I think because she is just mean. I ended up chewing my bone on her foot. Once she fell asleep I crawled up to her pillow. I love sleeping there but she never lets me. She is no mean.

Anyway, today is a good day so far. Mom washed the deck off and I barked at the water. I thought she was going to spray me so I hid between her legs while she was walking. She always makes me move from between her legs. I should be treated better then this. I should be spoiled and be allowed to do anything I want. I am a Vizsla. Don't they know!

Gone again

Well Mom is gone again. I hate it when she leaves. Dad is great but he makes me play by myself. Mom plays with me all day and I get to go on the bed with her to snuggle. She has been gone a lot this summer. She is so mean. She does not even care about spending time with me. Sure she bought me this huge bone before she left. But come on, just one bone. Why not 5 or 6? I spent a few days by myself here at the house since Dad had to work 24 hour shifts. He came home and let me out but still, that is so mean. I have this backyard with no other dogs to play with. Sure I have my own little room that is cooled and heated. Sure it has enough water and food to last for a week. But no one to play with sucks. Rumor has it that they are looking for a girlfriend for me. If you know of a breeder please e-mail my mom at jennjmv@yahoo.com . Well bye for now. I will write again and put more pictures up when my Mom gets home. She helps me with that. She is such a geek. I think the computer is better treated them me.

The Day

Today I spent the day outside. I am not sure what I did wrong. I slept on the bed all night and nuggled so close I actually knocked Mom off twice. She just loves that I know. Outside I only had water but no food. They are so mean. They finally just let me in at 7PM. I am going to go eat now.

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